I Want to Cruise 80s Style

OMG, I can’t believe I am even writing this post. While driving into work this morning I heard an ad on the radio to win a spot on The 80s Cruise hosted by Dee Snider and sponsored by SiriusXM 80s on 8 satellite radio station.

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Since I’m a fan of contests, drawings, and any kind of free stuff, I pulled up the web site and entered. Once in a blue moon I’ve won concert tickets and gift cards, so I hope maybe my chances are good to win this cruise.

After entering the contest, I surfed around on the website for the details. Now, for any of you who know me or read my posts regularly, you know I’m not a fan of cruising.  I’ve been on ONE and really can’t see myself going on another one. However, this cruise may be changing my mind. They tout it as THE ULTIMATE 80s PARTY and being a product of the 80s, I think I may HAVE to go!

This is the 4th year for the 80s cruise, it will embark in Ft. Lauderdale, and port in Cozumel (I love Cozumel), Costa Maya (never heard of it, but it sounds interesting), Belize (it’s on the bucket list), and Key West (another place I love). The selling point for me?  The (Totally Rad) Lineup!

Performances will be by:

Kenny Loggins–remember Footloose?

Sheila E–she had a Glamorous Life 

Starship–We Built This City

The Fixx–One Thing Leads to Another

Grandmaster Flash–the Message

OMD–Remember the last song from Pretty In Pink?

BERLIN featuring Terri Nunn

Club Nouveau–Lean on Me

Tiffany–I Think We’re Alone Now

and more!

Now, here’s where I am sold.  OMG!  SHEILA E and BERLIN? Do you mean to tell me, I could see them perform in the same place in the same week and maybe even meet them?  These are two of my ultimate favorite artists from that decade! I even still have a probably 25-year old Berlin CD, sitting in the old CD player in my garage so I can listen to it while I’m out front doing yard work. This sounds ABSOLUTELY AMAZING to me. Don’t get me wrong, I like or love the other artists in the line up, but SHEILA E AND BERLIN? BERLIN AND SHEILA E? That fact alone has me thinking I will HAVE to go on this cruise.

Beyond that, there will be theme nights on the cruise where you may want to bust out your old prom dress or tuxedo. There will be Big 80s Trivia–I could probably win this in my sleep–but I’m sure everyone else on that cruise would be able to as well! There will be 80’s Karaoke, which sounds good, but ALSO Cobra Kai Karaoke–if you suck or don’t know the lyrics, you will find no mercy. Let’s Get Physical aerobics classes outside on the deck sound super fun and so does Camp 80s Cruise, where the “camp counselors” ensure you have fun playing beer pong, doing the limbo and scavenger hunting.

Have I lost my mind? I know theme cruises have been around for a while now and I have had NO DESIRE to ever go on one. Especially since I don’t care much for cruising. But I have to admit, I’m kind of smitten over this 80s cruise. I think I’m going to have to do it.

My one last hurdle will be hubby. This is soooo not his cup of tea. There’s no way I will get him to agree to go on this cruise, UNLESS I WIN THE XM CONTEST (then he’ll have to go)! Fingers crossed, fingers crossed! And if I do win, you all will hear relentlessly all about it.

Have you been on a theme cruise before? Or do any of the songs bring back nostalgia for you? Shoot me some comments. Let me know what I should be prepared for, or what was your favorite cruise, or which of these groups or songs were your favorites?

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Cruising

What do I think of cruising?  I know a number of people who think that a cruise is the only way to go.  And it is.  For some destinations.  Do you want to experience a vacation with multiple stops like Alaska or the Mediterranean?  Then a cruise is the way to go.  We took an Alaskan cruisea while back and it was an efficient way to experience Alaska.  But a cruise is not the best way to go for me. As a matter of fact, a cruise makes me feel slightly short-changed; gypped.
First, let’s talk cost. For years I’ve heard people talk about how cheap cruises are, however, I disagree. I think they are way overpriced. Maybe I just expect too much. But yes, I would like a room with a window or a balcony so I can see the ocean we’re floating on. That just upped the price. And yes, I would like to be able to eat at different restaurants instead of the buffet for every single meal. There went the price again. Would I like to take any excursions while ported?

Of course! And there goes the price some more. Ok, so to save some money, I’m going to pass on the drink plan that covers drinks, costs additional, and is required to be purchased for everyone in your stateroom whether they drink or not. Besides, I don’t need to over-imbibe every day. Wrong! (Not the over-imbibing part.) Do you have any idea what a beer costs on a cruise ship? $14! That’s higher than ballpark prices. And a Bailey’s with decaf while cruising through Glacier Bay set me back $28! That was an expensive morning without even leaving the ship. I didn’t do the math during the trip because I was afraid it would bring me to tears. Update: I have now done the math. If you ever intend to drink more than three cocktails in a day, you’d better buy the liquor plan. By day 4, I already knew we could have vacayed for 2 1/2 extra weeks in the Caribbean or had a really nice Sandals Resorts trip based on what we had already spent just on beer and cocktails!
Second, let’s talk claustrophobia. I don’t necessarily mean in the sense that the ship felt small. I can actually feel claustrophobic on a small island. The ship was huge, it even had a pool and rock wall on the top level.  I mean claustrophobia in the sense of knowing that you are limited by boundaries. Knowing that you’ve already walked the entire ship 10 times in a day and you will NOT see anything different until the next port. There are only so many times I want to sit at the Ice Bar, watch another show in the theater, or donate more money in the casino in a day. And I don’t want to go watch TV in my room. I can do that at home.
Finally, while I think a cruise is a good way to see multiple places in a short period of time, if you’re on the cruise because there’s one place on the itinerary you really want to visit, be prepared to only spend a few hours there. The hours you are ported at a location really only give you enough time to take an excursion (maybe two if you’re there longer). If you are really hoping to immerse yourself in a particular place, you should really just take the entire trip there.
Don’t get me wrong, it was nice to travel in comfort from port to port, even while sleeping, eating, or getting a massage in the spa. So maybe that was worth some of the cost. And I’m sure it was the best way to see the glaciers calving in Glacier Bay. IMG_2496Aside from that, I’m just as happy hopping a plane to my location, getting there quickly, spending as much time as I want sight-seeing and experiencing the culture and even having money left over to go do it again somewhere else later. Bon Voyage!